On my quest to ease Squirmy's gums, AJWR (see how I used all of your initials there, like a FL license) and her two youngest blond boys accompanied me and Squirms to Target so I could buy stuff in an effort to make her, and myself, feel better.
Squirmy was asleep, looking angelic as usual, and a friendly couple stopped to look at her.
Friendly man: Oh, what aisle did you get her on?
Me: Actually, we bought her on the west coast.
I just laughed so hard, I almost lost my grapes! (Hmm...I'm not trying to start a new expression there; I was actually snacking on grapes while I was reading your post.) :)
ReplyDeleteKristina, I think you should start using that as an expression; I'll try it tonight since we're going to watch a Jim Gaffigan show on Netflix....
ReplyDeleteI am filing this away into my funny things when I'm sad chest. It may become my mantra.
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