Tanner's new knee has healed! He has been released into the central Florida wild (our back yard). He and Shelby Ann have been given their freedom and I have declared war on dog hair in our house.
Step One: The dogs are outside. The dogs will remain outside.
Step Two: Look around the house, decide which room to clean first....or maybe their bedding and inside crates should be cleaned first....or maybe the nursery....oh definitely the kitchen....
Step Three: Cry.
Step Four: Wash their bedding while continually vacuuming the laundry room. Clean the dryer lint trap every five minutes to prevent fire.
Step Five: Consider giving Tanner sedatives so he'll survive the afternoon thunderstorm.
Step Six: Wish the washing machine good luck and go see The Great. He says that he needs attention.
Squirms and I will miss smothering the dogs with hugs while they relax on the living room rug....but I won't miss having to vacuum the living room rug each time I put the Great down to play. Have fun out there sweet puppies; and please don't let anymore snakes take up residence in our garden.
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