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Hi. My name is Squirms. Yesterday I brushed my mullet with a piece of mulch I found in the front yard.

I also like to pretend to snort saline solution from the closed saline solution bottle. Then, I like to offer it to my mom. 

I push any buttons that I can reach. I'm not picky - remote control, sound system, mom's phone. Yesterday I tried to ask Siri a question. And I know to hold the phone to my ear and say "Hiiiii". Maybe my mom carries her phone around too much.